BRING BACK VIRGILBAG!

who cares? it's just a soccer game. Not like it means anything to the United States. People were probably busy mowing their lawns or balancing their checkbook. Two activities infinitely more interesting than a godawfully boring soccer game.

"Alright! More Lil' B! This is wonderful!!!" -No one

Did they cut off a finger for each time he tried to steal the trophy?

Aww, good for them, conserving water. It's not easy being green.

Mike and Kyle Shanahan will get fired.

dont even get her started on Barbaro.

If real life was anything like a Castlevania game, there would definitely be a chicken behind that panel.

When Seattle gets the Clippers you can come back to Seattle where we wont bully you.

Judging by the smell, no, it is definitely not enforced.

Good god almighty, Mike O'Brien is an ugly motherfucker. I had no idea DJ Qualls and Frankie Muniz had a child together...

So what is it exactly? Gray or grey?

Nice to see Deadspin do an extensive recap of the game last night. I really like your breakdown of Russell Wilson's three touchdowns and Marshawn Lynch's smashing of Dockett. Also stickying regions of the country's best foods was an interesting angle as well. Oh wait... Two of those things weren't covered last night...

Ah, sorry dude. I'm old. Spelling mistakes are getting norval for me.

Mistakes involving the Chargers are apparently still the Norm.