“You must be from Warshington.”

Exactly.  The music is not good, so his argument stands.

....Let him have his moment...

Is that like how Kyler Murray is somehow listed as 5'10" yet is somehow shorter than Darren Sproles?

Is she going to be fined like, $50?  (adjusted for WNBA wage scale)

White people only get offended by things done by other white people.

Actually, most fans outside of Steelers and Raiders fandom probably don’t give two shits about any of this.

He’s been doing this shit (at least) since 2012.  Pretty sure that hit had nothing to do with it. (Probably didn't help)

I would never think to associate Will Ferrell bod with a professional athlete, but there you have it.

Nope.

People are starving all around the world, and you’re wrapping yourself up with this?

This is technically racist.

Mahomes is black?

Aside from their archaic “Kanken” backpacks, how come Fjallraven hasn’t caught on yet? It has all the traits of a North Face/Patagonia brand and then some:

He went to Wazzu.  The fact that he’s not drinking from a puddle is an improvement.

I believe he was referring to the Batman & Robin roidy magoo version of Bane and not so much the midget Tom Hardy version from Dark Knight Rises .

It's the sad truth.

That’s funny. Polite doesn’t look white in that picture...

Texans: “Look! We just traded Clowney for some shoe string and a half eaten Snickers bar!”

Seahawks are 4-3 (and when they had Kam Chancellor playing in the box, it became a nightmare 4-4)