...last year they switched the TD song from the surprisingly catchy “It’s Football Time in Houston” to the generic Ford commercial jingle “God Bless Texas”.

Wait, so having more DBs makes passing easy and more linebackers makes running easier?

She won’t stop meowing early in the car ride, and I figured it may be that she doesn’t like Lil’ Wayne.

Elway stomps hoof twice in agreement.

WTF?

I don’t know. I’ve seen this running shit for years now, and it never ends well.

This almost sounds like a title to a country song, except it’s missing that faux Southern twangy double negative: “Next time I go t’ Tennessee... I ain’t no fool”

“Greatest pure athlete in the WWE”

Goddamn Stone Cold promos were fuckin’ awesome!

+1 Hey! That’s the guy from Big!

UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?!

Both Muhammad and Jesus were/are fictional characters, and if we’re going by famous persons real or fake, it’s a three way tie between Mickey Mouse, Pikachu and Mario at #1

-OR-

He’ll be dead at 37 if he’s still playing at 37.

To be fair, he does try for the ball when it comes his way again.

A whole shit ton of cub scouts (including my troop) got to do it for Century Link (at the time Seahawks Stadium)

Pro wrestling as a whole is just getting stale.

Sheehy?

London Redskins...

The NY Post now has its headline fodder