This may surprise you, but some countries and their peoples use different terminology to describe certain things.

Back when the Seahawks went all the way in 2013, I thought Marshawn Lynch was the best running back in the NFL. The stats may not back that up, but everyone knew it was true, especially opposing defenses.

To be fair, he included an apostrophe in his contractions of "you all".  So kudos there.

Sir, I think you dropped this.

Less than 6 months away, guys! All the MLB’s current woes will be changed for the better! GO NINJA BLACK SOX!

38 year old MJ would absolutely kill 35 year old LeBron.

“Nah, this is normal.” 

So the marketing people, the trainers, the nutritionists, the sleep therapists and team doctors mean nothing because the player does it all?

The Netherlands should mock Rapinoe with scissor-fucking hand gestures.

Well informed?

Her parents named her “Coco”.

Making millions of dollars from playing a leisure sport would ease the pain of having to answer questions about why I played terribly in one cup match.

It’s only a curse if you’re a genre defining superstar musician.

They’re asking him to take maybe five minutes of his time to scribble on some basketballs, not write a 60 page thesis on why the earth is flat.

BMWs are reliable now? When did that happen? Most of the Beamers I see have the dealership loaner sticker on them.

I prefer to have a car built by highly trained Japanese robots.  At least Mazda sort of maintains the status quo.

That would explain why Bushwhacker Luke's forehead looked like tree bark.

Did the MLB secretly abolish the anti-doping rule(s) to try and boost viewership?

I got a 99.99!! That’s like The Rock level!

He is the High Plains Drifter