Well, he plays a sport that is usually played by 50+ yr. old folks and is sponsored by Buick. At least he’s looking the part.

Ah, Daytona USA, truly a perfect marriage of contrasting concepts.

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese

“NO GODARNBLAMIT, THE SPRINTER IS A CRAC-"

Oh, that’s right. I keep forgetting Durant was a key factor on that 2015 Championship team.  

The possibility of taking a 98 mph zinger to the top of the head isn’t exactly a pleasant thought, either.

It’s sad but true.

Wrestling-wise, yes, the talent is there.

You’re implying Black QBs don’t get their redemption story when they do something bad?

Borderline funbag question:

Wilkes Barros got Wilkes Booth'd 

Not really related to this, but she looks like a more masculine version of DeMar DeRozen.

Hold on, there’s a womens professional hockey league?

You have no proof, either. So I guess you’re both wrong. (?)

Yes, the golfers are the selfish assholes. Definitely not the guy who joined an already stacked team to win two freebie championships, and then got all pissy when everyone called him out for it. Not that guy! No sir!

So, tax breaks for millionaires? Really?

Planet of the Apes - It was earth.

So, they’ll just kill all the hostages instead?

#baseballisboring

What the fuck are you talking about?