“Disappointed” and “not normal”...ah, apologist terms if I’ve ever heard them....

Where was the midtown Raven when we needed him?

When Conor gets his face smashed into 632 pieces the gif will be better than this .....

only Anthony Rizzo.

Tom Ricketts is the Zodiac Killer.

“How do you have a job singing in a band?”

SHITFUCKSHITMOTHERFUCKERCOCKSMOKINGTITBRAINSHIT

+1 with a side of cortisone cream

I know he’s from Florida and plays for Chicago, but Rizzo is a fuckin’ Yinzer.

Vicodin is a helluva drug. (he did just have a partial knee replacement)

Good riddance to those who torture animals for human amusement.

sounds as if the crossing poles did not come down at the intersection crossing.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?