It’s amazing how many people are failing to read your entire comment and thus missing the joke.  Just amazing.

dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN DUN

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

There are a lot of people I don’t want to be around either (including most other people’s children), but they’re not barred from a restaurant because I want to go there.

The sin that should be #1 on this list: Stop taking your dog everywhere with you. Don’t take it to the grocery store, don’t take it to restaurant patios, don’t take it to a street festival, don’t take it anywhere that isn’t a park or a vet. And when you do take your dog somewhere, put it on a leash. There’s no valid…

didn’t even realize it was supposed to be a plot twist.. i just thought “ah, they are doing a legion/buffy/harry potter thing where this is the afterlife, false memory, illusion.. k carry on”

toying with the idea of turning DC into its own solidified content vertical.

i’m not entirely sure ‘more casual Cage fans who know him mainly from stuff like Leaving Las Vegas and Moonstruck’ exist in 2022. wouldn’t the ‘casual fans’ ONLY know him from the memes and not 30 year old movies?

Honestly, this was a better Twilight Zone episode than any of Jordan Peele’s were.

Seriously... Shaka, when the walls fell this bullshit.

I don't know, I was pretty mooved by it. I won't be cowed by your bullshit. 

“Sono’s quid pro quo MO big no-no”

Well thank God you slipped that into the comments section of a sonic sequel review.

And you have to say it mildly concerned.
“Have you tried acting, dear boy?” 

Get that plasma!!!

“It’s important to me, as an actor, to fully realize the world and the pain inherent in the character of” *checks notes* “a comic book vampire.”

The site’s reviews of SNL seem to share the same problem with its view of The Carmichael Show — an assumption that the primary point of comedy is to tell other people messages we think it’s very important for them to hear, and not to be funny.

That’s not how I remember it. 

This budget improv Rashomon sucks.

Daniel Radcliffe sums it up best for me “I saw it, I’m just so already dramatically bored of hearing people’s opinions about it, that I just don’t want to be another opinion added to it.”