What a fucking dipshit.

Ah, his brother.

BOOZE-IERS

Now, I’m not going to say this has anything to do with John Oliver doing an entire segment on how Chris had a hard time signing off at the end of each show just last night on “Last Week Tonight”, but I will say that I have certainly noticed a slow degradation in Matthews’ mental quickness on the show.  Not a dig…

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

I’m glad this was the first and only response to this article when I got here, because it’s the only question worth asking.

Wait why is she talking about when her album is gonna drop at someone else’s wedding shindig lolol

AVC changed comment systems (it used to be on Disqus) and got sold off to a truly shittastic company who only seem interested in milking it for every last dollar. As a result, a lot of the old writers left, which in turn left us all bobbing in an Amazon-sponsored ocean of shit.

Was the joke lame? Yes
Was the joke racist, homophobic/transphobic, anti-Semitic or etc? Nope 
Is it worth getting fired over? Nope

Weird that you can’t just attribute his success to the actor himself.

“You know what the world needs, a black version of New Kids On The Block”

Genuinely thought he’d died then and I missed it...

What show are you talking about?

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

How are you not going to include pictures?

Meanwhile, this woman probably just wants to eat and have a drink but feels obligated to engage conversation. 

“Dear Salty, why does human nature exist and why doesn’t it consistently cater to my insecurities?”

The hero caption names the podcast “How Did This Get Made” instead of “Played.”

Yeah, that would be very helpful for people who have clutter.

“Just go back in time and don’t get cluttered!”

Thanks a lot, asshole. You’re a real help.

She is all about self help.