The only way the game could have ended better would be had Nurkic tagged Lilard after the buzzer beater, getting out of apparantly fake crutches, and gave Westbrook the Stone Cold Stunner, with Jim Ross yelling “Oh My God”, and Adam Silver looking pissed off.

Once I get up to 10.00, I can claim it.

I also have a job and I never try my best.

If you roast Raymond Felton, would he eat himself?

If they have the board game Betrayal at the House at House on the Hill, make that a priority. It's incredible.

My dog just left my office after farting, staring his asshole for a minute and went to the den where he promptly passed out on his dog bed. Fucker.

Aren’t you bald, too?

We as a society did this. We heap so much crap on any referee that gets a call wrong that these refs decided to replay every loose ball call they had the ability to review because they weren’t gonna catch crap for getting it wrong. And as a result, it swung one of the best national championship endings that I’ve ever…

If you don’t want to watch repeated, looped, slow-motion replays of a small digit grazing a ball you shouldn’t have bought my sextape in the first place.

What the fuck does that have to do anything?

lol k dude

Like a Nirvana t-shirt?

You’re a moron.

...so that would be a government that taxes its citizens a whole lot, then refuses to spend it on stuff that doesn’t help them and instead uses it to help the rich and the military?

And Vermont Trump won’t release his taxes, it’s almost like a sketchy dude who let his family skim from his last campaign isn't the answer. 

Once you typed the phrase “emphasis mine” how did you not realize that what he said had absolutely nothing to do with #AllLivesMatter? This feels like gotcha journalism for anyone to even bring this up. 

You must be new here.

This article reads like you made your thesis and forced these two quotes to imply something they do not. Auriemma’s quote ends with “Because some people have abused the role of a coach,” and McGraw explicitly says that not being tolerant of bulling is “not a bad thing.” Unless you’re going to print the full context in…

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

Yo, I hear you BUT....What if the Joker was really all the friends we made along the way?