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ryanhpdx

Personally I absolutely love turkey but ground turkey just doesn’t work. I grew up on the stuff and never understood why people liked spaghetti and meatballs until I moved out of my parents house (they don’t eat beef or pork so we ate ground turkey 2-3 days a week).

No. Art investment is a legalized tax dodge for the ultra wealthy. Either invest in a business or buy some art from a local artist.

I once saw a hideous gremlin on the wing of the plane.

If it’s labeled as low something it’s high something else.

Anyone who is speaking up for a venture capitalist who isn’t on their payroll is a complete dumbass. So either get fucked you stupid dumbass or get fucked you venture capitalist pos.

The great thing about the scale is that you don’t have to use the measuring cups.

Lebrons height was taking when he was 17 a lot of tall guys keep growing until they are 20-22.

No. I don’t care how many articles you publish about this (my latest non scientific count is 37) I will never stop walking up escalators, it makes me move at an outstanding rate.

Do you never talk to people about things that they do that you do not do?

This is weaboo hentai shit and the kids know that.

I use Gochujang a lot but never as a topping to an already cooked meal. I mix it into stirfries and fried rice. I use Sambal Oelek a lot and have never thought it tastes like soap but I usually mix it into marinades or stirfry.

This take is bad and you should feel bad.

  1. Honey Nut

Why would anyone drink gas station coffee in Oregon? They don’t let you pump your own gas so there is no reason to get out of your car.

I eat the pickle spear first. And then after I eat my burger and fries I eat my girl friend’s pickle spear.

Yes! I might actually go to a theater for this. I’m still not sure if this is going to be an action movie or a sensitive art film.

Also make the estate tax 100%. No more inheritance.

yes please.

There is a big difference between not working at all and working 8-12 fewer hours a week.

Did you know that every state’s welcome sign includes a personal note from the governor that their state is open for business? It’s true!