www.tandexlabs.com ....nuff said.

I'd like to see the next gen with a MagSafe charger and a soft home button.

ugh! Why would you choose to wear sandals on a day like this!?

Isn't it from Sandlot?

Using the latest technology like Pentium 4 Dell Optiplex PC's running Windows 2000 coupled with tube monitors, Nanotech Security can make state of the art technology like that found on 1994 Topps hologram cards.

[insert Megan Fox joke here]

Clearly anyone "bored" by this article is a Android fanboy / Apple hater and would STILL be bored if Apple cured cancer tomorrow.

HAHA! Yes.

Finkle is Einhorn! (@1:00)

"Ok...I don't know what the weight is...and um...I don't know what girth means."