Here's Marussia

I played Age of Empires, this one time, and those cannons weren't so loud through my speakers.

No one was trying to save anyone in their boats on the river-there wasn't anyone floating down the river to save. They were joyriding and being assholes.

Oh god, I hate these "I can't eat this, the spinach touched my macaroni" comments.

I've never heard of the black-after-Memorial day rule, but black yoga pants are never a bad idea for not-fat women.

Me need link.