In retrospect, that was deciding play for the Steelers while for the Chiefs it was that somewhat baffling decision to go for the TD on the 4-and-2 instead settling for a FG. It wasn’t just that it was a weird moment, but it felt like such an anti-Reid moment as well.

With that off-balance swing, all his weight on his front leg, your batter is — at best — going to ground out weakly to second. He might be horny, but he’s not going to get the job done.

Isn’t this Note Dame’s process? Just drag things out until the rape victim kills herself?

By the time they get there—Haden likely wouldn’t have been part of the plan anyway.

*Wyoming Courtroom, Preliminary Hearing* 

This is such a stain on the legacy of Confederate Gen. Ryen Beauregard Russillo.

My grandad pushes the button over and over again with his foot off the brake and says the car won’t start until everyone is buckled up.

Exactly!

Ditto, if for no other reason than the fact that in my home state if anyone is not wearing a seat belt the driver gets a ticket. I am always the driver.

My car doesn’t move unless everyone is buckled up, that includes rear seat passengers.

I have no sympathy for people who still don’t wear seat belts. It makes absolutely no sense to me.

Unless you’re a coach at Louisville, then it makes you an upstanding citizen.

Nope, they’re just stupid.

Don’t you mean Ole school?

Good for him. That’s all I’ve got. Everybody deserves a good day every once in a while.

My favorite is “there was an East German woman, I swear you could see the outline of her entire penis”

The entire political conversation in this country can be summed up with this little script (where I, of course, am the hero and inarguably correct):

It’s “so easy to do” THEN DO IT.

its only 1 whale, its mouth is open and your seeing the roof of its upper mouth

That was dangerous. The Coast Guard should issue that whale a cetacean.