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Ohio people also put shit on Spaghetti and call it chili

Yes, if you like your eggs soft-scrambled. I prefer mine hard-scrambled...but I still add milk and a smidge of butter. To me, the key to great scrambled eggs is Kosher Salt. Iodized (table) salt has a "tinty" taste that pollutes the very mild flavor of the eggs.

I never stuff turkey or chicken... Just not my style.

Absolute, 100% TRUTH... never trust the popper...

Same with roasting Turkey...just need a longer rope...

Related: Kudos to you for not strangling someone else's kid on the way...

Anything acidic like tomatoes...

You always have to "oil" it after washing...especially if you wash it with soap. You can use olive oil, Crisco or just cooking spray. Wash, Dry (thoroughly) then wipe it down with oil.

I occasionally make pizza IN my cast-iron skillet. gives it an amazing crust

Hell yes! Especially for deep-frying. It is my favorite tool for french fries...

The one thing I've had to get used to (moving from Electric to Gas) is that the handles get HOT. Never did that much on the Electric range.

I initiate seasoning with Crisco all over the top and bottom of the cast iron. Heat it in the oven...

As a Steelers fan, I'm obligated to hate all things Pats, but come on, Brady is the best QB of all time...period...end of discussion. I don't care that he lost two Super Bowls. Dude got there...and in reality, let's be real here, he's two absolute-freaking-miracle plays away from being 6-0 all time. Two miracle…

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Love #4... but if the S/O jumps the gun and introduces you "Hi Mom and Dad, this is Chris..."

Clearly you've never had your ears pierced by the insane, incoherent ramblings of one Myron Cope... (RIP) ...former color analyst for the Steelers and inventor of...

if you can afford the car, just rent out some time on a local racing venue to get your jollies off...

First thing you learn in Little League is how to determine is an offensive player is eligible to catch a pass. Seriously...little league...pee wee football players can determine eligibility. Why to PROFESSIONALS have to have it announced over the PA system? It isn't all that complicated: