Here in the upper mid-west, we have a company called "the Original Mattress Factory"... they make what I would call an "old school" mattress. No pillow-top, steel spring inner coils and "flippable"

While I have twice owned said soft-side waterbeds, I would be reluctant to do so again. They are tremendously comfortable, yes...but also prone to splitting and leaks in the bladder. We had many of them... so take that for what it's worth

Wind like that & waves that puny, most certainly not the Gulf either...

Jimbo blames ESPN and the SEC! SEC! SEC!...

At what point does Jason Garrett turn and hand the headset to Jerrah? "You know what Jerrah, YOU coach the fuggin' team..."

YES, YES... 10000 times YES !!!

+1000

...and they have to ship 500 lbs by BOAT? Really?

When by Brother-In-Law informed the family that is (now ex-) wife was filing for divorce my Father-In-Law told him: "You wanna keep the lawyers out of it"

(FWIW - I'm a pastor)

Your "Pastor" is an idiot...

Agreed...it is good advice, but very difficult for new moms to follow. That's where the husband/father has to serve his role and protect her. He has to make sure she's at ease enough that she CAN at least rest a little. (not to get too gender/role/specific here)... just pointing out that too often the dad walks…

Regarding Marriage: "It's a 50 - 50 relationship"

Related: "You can be anything you want, if you just work hard enough and set your mind to it"... wrong!

...and Lethal Weapon

Gator fan here... it wasn't a dirty hit. I thought it was clean, Driskel threw a bad ball and led Pittman into the defender's hit.

SleepCycle

You shot your wad on Raisin Brrrraaaaains...

The rest are just ok, but Jackie Sherrill castrating a bull before playing Texas is pretty damn epic...even if they did fail to follow-through...

That's phenominal +1900 to you