Well, originally it used to be a Serta® Perfect Sleeper®, but then I moved onto eating Craftmatic® beds.

BoJack Horseman Episode 1? What it’s this, a flashback episode?

Good god… lemons!

Stick to Zima then, my friend.

I think it’s healthier for the asparagus than the poor chump who drinks it.

And before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a glass beer bottle, and now you’re selling it, you wanna sell it. Well...

Love the new site!

So the very first story published after the switch to Kinja begins with:

I’m way more disappointed in the way kinja buries features and reviews than in the comment system.

Nice tongue-in-cheek headline there, folks.