Ryan

2/1/15

Map of Literally Every Goat in America Is Most Important Map Ever

Here is a map that is the only map you will ever need ever again in your entire map. Delete all your Google Map…

2/1/15

I'm Eastbound and Down, Loaded Up and Heading Out of Here

Much like Mr. Burt Reynolds in the 1984 classic film Cannonball Run II, I too must be travelling on.

2/1/15

Here is Missy Elliott Stealing Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime Show

You may have heard there was ~~an excuse to show terrible cheesy ads~~ a sporting event airing tonight in America…

2/1/15

Puppy Bowl Half Time Show Features Musical Superstar Katty Furry

Puppy Bowl fever took over America today as millions of non-NFL fans and all three of the Green Bay Packers' fans…

1/30/15

Yes We Need Cats With Wine Glasses on Their Heads

Forget the cat resting with a frog on its head, cats with wearing wine glasses as hats are the most zen thing of all…

1/29/15

Don't Judge This Golden Retriever Going Batshit Crazy Over Tennis

Because, honestly—you're not that different.

1/29/15

Oh, Katy Perry. You Must Be Doing Something With Football. Right?

Recording artist Katy Perry attends Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show Press Conference on January 29, 2015 in…

1/29/15

Ryan Gosling Crashes Boy King of Australia Russell Crowe's Live Speech

Celebrity sex meme Ryan Gosling vaulted himself into the center of an international diplomatic crisis when he boldly…

1/29/15

Pets Interrupt People Doing Yoga Because They Are Assholes, Obviously

I can no longer do yoga in my own home.

1/29/15

Suge Knight Reportedly Ran Over and Killed a Man in Compton

TMZ is reporting that Suge Knight ran over a man and killed him after a fight on a film set in California.

1/29/15

Sherri Shepherd's Surrogate: I'm Being Forced to Pay Child Support

The woman who served as Sherri Shepherd and Larry Sally's surrogate says their bitter breakup has resulted in her…

1/29/15

Three Teens Charged in Shooting Death of 14-Year-Old Girl

Prosecutors have charged three teen boys in Kansas City, Missouri with the murder of 14-year-old Alexis Kane.

1/29/15

Shocking Video Shows Photoshop of Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Shoot

The results of this reverse Photoshop video featuring Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein campaign will shock and disturb…

1/28/15

Help Paula Deen Name Her Dog That Looks Just Like Sam Elliott

Hey y'all! Paula Deen needs help naming her new dog. Won't you lend her a hand?

1/28/15

Kitten Lives Out Your Dreams, Climbs Into Box Full of Baby Ducks

Folks, I think I'm going to have to make a definitive call on this video and say that it is the cutest baby animal…

1/27/15

Teacher and His Students' 'Uptown Funk' Dance Routine Is Pure Magic

This high school in Texas is an actual real life High School Music, minus Zac Efron.

1/27/15

Father Charged With Sexually Abusing and Killing Infant Daughter

Prosecutors in Los Angeles charged a father with sexually abusing his 19-day-old daughter and murdering her.

7/12/13

Deadspin Up All Night: I Had The Time Of My Life Fighting Dragons With You

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. After two and a half years, this is the end of the line for me,…

7/12/13

Dead Letters: “This Is Truly A Fucked Up Career Path You All Chose”

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7/12/13

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Map of Literally Every Goat in America Is Most Important Map Ever

I'm Eastbound and Down, Loaded Up and Heading Out of Here

Here is Missy Elliott Stealing Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime Show

Puppy Bowl Half Time Show Features Musical Superstar Katty Furry

Yes We Need Cats With Wine Glasses on Their Heads

Don't Judge This Golden Retriever Going Batshit Crazy Over Tennis

Oh, Katy Perry. You Must Be Doing Something With Football. Right?

Ryan Gosling Crashes Boy King of Australia Russell Crowe's Live Speech

Pets Interrupt People Doing Yoga Because They Are Assholes, Obviously

Suge Knight Reportedly Ran Over and Killed a Man in Compton

Sherri Shepherd's Surrogate: I'm Being Forced to Pay Child Support

Three Teens Charged in Shooting Death of 14-Year-Old Girl

Shocking Video Shows Photoshop of Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Shoot

Help Paula Deen Name Her Dog That Looks Just Like Sam Elliott

Kitten Lives Out Your Dreams, Climbs Into Box Full of Baby Ducks

Teacher and His Students' 'Uptown Funk' Dance Routine Is Pure Magic

Father Charged With Sexually Abusing and Killing Infant Daughter

Deadspin Up All Night: I Had The Time Of My Life Fighting Dragons With You

Dead Letters: “This Is Truly A Fucked Up Career Path You All Chose”