I'm having a hard time understanding how an able-bodied adult who was getting paid to making a pizza for a website - which I think we can all agree is pretty much the best job in the world - could fail so miserably at making a pizza that's at least partially round, appetizing looking, etc.

Man that makes me nostalgic for a childhood I never had. Awesome comment.

I'm pretty sure they made Michael Jackson do just that, only with, you know, his junk.

Thanks - everyone's responses were informative, but this one was the most succinct and direct.

Why don't they recycle it back into toilet paper? Everybody wins, even the germaphobes who don't trust the "sterilization" process.

I'm embarrassed to ask this, but I have no chopstick shame so I'll go ahead.

You mean like this? I agree, that would have probably been easier.

It was real subtle.

Duuuude. Perpetual Money Machine!

I'm pretty sure the lights on the unmanned craft are thrusters. The one coming off the ISS that appears to be pointing toward the unmanned craft could be a thruster as well, firing toward the right of the shot. Or it could be a light, and it's ray is caused by the spent gas of the unmanned craft's thrusters. . . .?

Seeing stars through the atmosphere . . . that's all kinds of awesome right there.

Unlike some words (like twee, *shudder*), I'm okay with giving amazeballs a pass. My wife says it because of some commercial on E! a while ago, and it's pretty cute.

That's my thought. Might be a farfetched/improbable bid to bankrupt Mozilla?

Yep, and it's available for around $15-20 at your local home improvement store for the impulsive weekend warrior!

Oh yeah. Growing up, wood shop privileges were contingent on being able to be safe. Can't thank my dad enough for that.

I had an iPad 1 for work at my last job, and it was a 32GB. A 16GB iPad wouldn't be big enough for me (what with all the pictures I'd want to put on it, big apps, etc). I had to give that iPad back when I changed jobs last fall, and have been waiting for the iPad 3 to drive down prices on iPad 2's since then.

Contractors I know hold down the trigger and bump the safety across the surface to fire. Least that's how I learned when doing hurricane relief work after Wilma. Situations where you need to defeat the safety are usually on outside corners where the safety isn't pressed in enough because of the shot you're trying to…

Cool! Hey, since you're a cool guy, would you mind answering another question? Did you have an iPad 2 before this? And if so, do you notice a performance bump in non-3d apps? I'm poor and looking to get an iPad 2, and I'm assuming the A5X's increased horsepower is mainly used to drive the screen. Am I right?

If the pixels are smaller than you can see, how can you tell if they're dead (not trolling, legitimate question)?

Agreed, pub food is awesome.