As someone who works at a Subaru store I can tell you, that car would would sell by the truck load.  It checks all the boxes, wouldn't need any any parts that don't already exist and it's in demand by "millennials".  I need this car in my life...

Never ever right... Even comments about how much you are wrong are wrong...

Someone raise the windscreen and get me my snoopy goggles... Can’t see anything thru these damn tears...err...naghts... Thanks for sharing!

I would encourage you to listen to the Album “Professional Rapper”. Or maybe just “Jewish Flow”, or maybe “Antagonist”. Then rewrite this...

You are my superhero sir. I am a less than svelt 5'9" man and I own an F55 MINI. I work at a MINI dealer and am in love with vintage minis. Could you please send me some info on getting a RHD mini?