Literally everyone you know is your friend?

Literally everyone you know [who has told you a dumb story from their teen years] has a dumb story from their teen years.

That still isn’t what urban legend means.

It was horrible.

So if I don’t have any institutional power, I can say whatever I like about black people?

Jesus Christ you are so bigoted and unintelligent.

The “white people” bit immediately validates his comment. No need to read what follows, it was an instant star from me at that point.

Gawker comments are like church services for white people who want to feel smart. You stand up, you give a pious but small-minded and irrational sermon, and you walk away feeling smart and superior about the 20 minutes of life you just totally pissed away.

Unlike SNL.

> imagines a ludicrous scenario in which Obama doesn’t know what the nuclear triad is

It’s like he had a basic knowledge of US defence.

Nicki Minaj is a scumbag, shock horror.

Er well that’s your job.

Get over yourself and stop manufacturing outrage. Nobody meant to insinuate that. They’re just saying that they had misgivings about somebody — contrary to the received wisdom — and were proven right. Absolutely nothing wrong with that statement. It does not remotely insinuate that this was Stoya’s fault.

Whoops, you’re a repulsive bigot.

It’s called trolling you fucking idiot. Do you seriously believe absolutely anything you read on the internet as God’s given truth? You are unacquainted with the concept of insincerity? Christ on a bike.

Well that was dumb.

Propositional and predicate logic actually. As an expert logician, what’s your opinion on the implication of Godel’s completeness theorem? Anyway:

I actually studied logic already during my Cambridge mathematics degree. Got pretty good at it. But thanks for the advice, it is a very enjoyable subject. In return, my advice to you would be to focus on your reading comprehension. You can reread OP’s comment if you like by using the scroll bar on your browser. You…

Um... no? OP was? It’s right there in the first sentence of the OP. Your reading comprehension is incredibly poor. I would recommend not calling people “dumb fucks” in the future to avoid further embarrassment due to your cognitive shortcomings.