...It’s like reading a review of a steakhouse written by a vegan.

and we didn’t ask for it.

Yikes. This is less of a breakdown and more like a lot of gripes. The CGI complaints for example are kinda unecessary. It’s the first teaser and while the movie comes out in July, that’s still a lot of room for tweaks and improvements.

Most CGI looks weird when paused too, this is like complaining about weird…

Holy shit, in an article designed for people stoked for the next Thor so much they want to dissect the trailer, maybe don’t continually shit on it?

Yep. As someone who is overweight I have no problems with the jokes that were made in Endgame. And even if I had a problem, the portrayal of Thor’s depression was amazing. 

Never mind that we have ZERO CONTEXT FOR WHERE THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE. It’s one thing to criticize, it’s an entirely another thing to criticize based on your speculative read.

and we didn’t ask for it.

All the uhhh “This alien planet with Greek gods on it doesn’t look very Greek” stuff is reminiscent of the invective shot at Marvel for making Heimdall black.  Consider rolling with it instead.

So Hot Take: I am actually glad they did Fat Thor, it is actually a fairly well done handling of PTSD and depression and how people tend to deal with those who suffer from it, i.e. not well) CinemaWins actually does a great breakdown of it in his video on Endgame. I’m hopeful this film follows through on it.

GodDAMN, Natalie Portman’s Thor looks good in that last scene. Did you see her arms? Those are good, strong arms.

Oh, okay, yeah I feel bad now. You got me. Mission accomplished. /s
Honestly, imagine living the kind of life that you want to actively go out of your way to try and throw shade at people you don’t even know for something that barely or didn’t even affect you. I’m sorry you didn’t like the video game, Internet…

The accusations of transphobia never cease to amuse me. They’re based entirely on one ad in the game that features a sexualized representation of a transgender woman. An ad that objectifies a transgender woman in the same way that many, many more ads objectify cisgender women. “Transphobic” suggests that the…

GMaps has a speakerphone option to allow you to determine when you want to listen to its audio.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THE LOVE TRIANGLE IN SEASON 1?!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Korra was much more uneven than Avatar, and had some of the lowest lows in the franchise (season 2 and the love triangle shenanigans in particular), but its high points are absolutely superb. I often wonder what it would’ve been like if the creators had been able to actually…

According to Lisa Simpson, Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich, who took his own life after realizing how hollow his life had become, chasing wealth.

This comment is so 8 years ago. Get over it. The ship has sailed.

Who the hell was calling it the “Summer of Morbius”?!

of the medium; so why not —> of the medium, so why not

It sucks that so many bootlicking losers like you exist in this world and keep everyone down.