And I, for one, want to do exactly zero of those things before I eat breakfast. Fuck’s sake.

A quick, easy and actually ETHICAL strategy to avoid getting caught up in these sneaky so called honey pots...

I can’t decide if this is going to be brilliant or terrible.

Death Waffles for you, then!  Or Death by Waffle, or something...

between the two I would say pancakes are better. waffles rely on a single use tool to produce and depending on the quality of that tool they can be pretty terrible.

Crepes are pancakes. 

I’m strictly on team pancake.

This page is my first exposure to the character. I already love her.

Not yet? She’s not that well known outside of the comics, but were GotG or other Marvel characters? Marvel has a pretty good track record, I’d say wait & see.

America Chavez

A lot of hate in the comments but I was dying laughing! I loved Roger Rabbit and I like The Lonely Island so this should be a win/win for me.  

She made thousands of kids into furries, so sure, why not lol.

PSA: To tell Chip and Dale apart

the DuckTales remake was astounding and we were sad in our household when it was cancelled

The DuckTales remake is fantastic. Rescue Rangers in that style could be great.

You had me at MC Skat Cat and Paula Abdul.

Empire Magazine has a new photo of America Chavez standing around with Doctor Strange and Wong.

Well, at least they don’t have to worry about the child becoming undead.

Look, the only honest way to include a cat in Titanic would be to have it pushing the iceberg into the ship. 

Some of them turn out pretty good!