It’s a real choice for someone who resembles a giant baby with Down syndrome to shave their eyebrows off but keep the neck beard.

I don’t want to eat that guy. He looks very oily.

Actually, if you’re holding or running for public office, your personal FB page pretty much has to be on private. I’m running right now and that is the first thing the advisory committee told me. I locked that shit down immediately. I have my private page and my candidate FB page completely separated.

Whoever wrote that headline is too good for modern A.V. Club

Picross is my go to flight game.

Or at the very least, he could voice Skeets.

Legends of Tomorrow

Max is ok, but I feel bad for the astromech drummer. He was dropping a bomb of a beat.

Cobb’s getting modded out, I can tell.

He was offworld headlining Jizzchella

Would love to play this. The wii version ruined me for other versions though. Wiimote controls are ideal for RE4. 

When I was a kid I left my own medicine at the pharmacy and it was adorable!

“they’ve been milking that same cow”

Just hook it to my veins!!!

Yacht Club Games next game will be a Tiger Electronic device.

The real heroes are the librarians, who didn’t throw it out. If this starts a trend of people hiding fiction in libraries, wouldn’t that be awesome?

Yeah, you don’t necessarily need to sneak your book in, just ask a librarian and they'll probably add it to the collection. It's better to do that, because they won't be able to keep track of it otherwise, and someone could just steal it.

From another article on the story...

Or jokes about having to put up with Mickey’s bullshit.

Ryan Reynold’s “merc with the mouth” is set to appear in Disney’s first R-rated film following the company’s completed acquisition of Fox assets.