Sure, any SHIELD agent could learn Russian,

Someones going to find it a lot harder to hitch-hike

Sticking Cardellini in the thankless mom role is probably the MCU’s highest crime.

You missed the weird one about a god being born as a human on Christmas day.

I still don’t understand why people still lament the loss of the McDLT. It was a product of its time. Back then, the most popular McD’s menu items, like hamburger, cheeseburger, and quarter pounder, were all made and ASSEMBLED in advance, at least for the busy lunch and dinner times. So in that instance, keeping a…

Hopefully this movie will introduce Italian Spider-Man:

As much as I love Spider Man 2 (and I have such clear memories of calling a friend’s radio show immediately after coming out of the theater because I was so excited I had to talk to SOMEBODY), there is simply no comparison. Not only is it more artistically sophisticated, “Into the Spider”-Verse does a better job of…

“Japanese Spider-ManShit”

Give us Bumblebee 2, you cowards!

Shit, this looks good. I know we’re getting Spider-Woman, which is definitely cool, but apparently we’re also getting Japanese Spider-Man and I can’t wait to see that.

I looooove the stylized design of 2099 Spidey and how his whole world looked different. If we spend these two movies hopping through different dimensions and they manage to give a different look to every world and Spider-person I might re-watch these even more than the first Spider-verse.

There’s no need to hedge with this “maybe one of the top two” stuff, Spiderverse is objectively the best Spidey film.

Here to sour the mood in a surprise move is Sony with a sneak peak of Mobius

Not content to let Sony hog the spotlight with a full month of anticipation for the next Spider-Man sequel, here comes Sony out of left field with a trailer for the next Spider-Man sequel.

An English class text in school had an excerpt from his book. In that version his family was too poor to buy Ovaltine themselves, so in order to get the decoder ring he would go through the trash of richer families for their discarded proofs of purchase. That made the decoded message of “Be sure to drink your…

No, they said it was from China.

No Thousand Year Door on the Wii U eShop, unfortunately. They never added GameCube games.

Alternatively, if you have a Wii U, it’s $10 on the eShop. Just, as an alternative for the small segment of the population that has a Wii U and isn’t signed up for the Switch Online Expansion Pack.

For one thing, most of the Genesis games (which would be the bigger draw for me, personally) are or have been included on dirt cheap retro game compilations already released on Switch as one-time purchases not tied to a subscription.

Reed thinks he’s so smart, but he can’t even spell hypnotize right in his own speech bubbles.  Pitiful earthling.