Maybe for you, and that’s cool.

Troy Baker’s wording in this trailer is, “all you gotta do to make it out alive is not get eaten,” and frankly that’s just a roundabout way of saying “turn back, walk away.” But see, from the E3 trailer, we know that all Norman Reedus does is WALK, and he’ll be damned if anyone stops him from walkin’ where he wanna…

He really should but then again Kojima was able to pull something like PT out of his hat and that was just a room and a hallway. This industry has imitators and innovators and with almost every publisher trying to get on the live service bandwagon or battle royale, having Kojima around to give us something ridiculous…

Clearly, you haven’t played any of his games.

But...what can I say, we really like fucking each other?

Alternatively, these messages are hilarious because they game the messaging system to say things beyond what was clearly intended. One of the biggest chuckles I’ve had in the whole series was an“Amazing Trap Ahead” message parked outside Dark Sun Gwindolyn’s chambers. It’s an amazingly stupid joke which is exactly why…

Also, what kind of attitude is that to have to your audience? Comes across as “I’m right, and if you disagree with me, you’re a dick”. Implying that anyone who disagrees with your article is a “toxic gamer” is a little much, isn’t it?

It’s because the connotations of said dick depend on:

Up next, “People are spelling ASS and TIT on high score boards in arcade games! OUTRAGE.”

Slow news day, eh?

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

I think they’re funny. Amazing Chest Ahead I think was sort of the classic one after defeating O&S.

Who gives a shit? This is like saying “Blocks are great except kids spell BOOBS”. 

I don’t think it could be easy as pointing at cut-content for the size issue. One comparison right of the bat, is that unlike Skryim, who has a large but mostly static environment, Rainbow 6 Siege has a destructible one that’s coded to break into “Random” bout of physics. Also one is a single player experience and one…

No, cut content has been left in games since the beginning of time. It’s because actually removing it may cause unforseen bugs.

A modder has extracted a map of Bloodborne’s Upper Cathedral Ward from Dark Souls Remastered and opened it within Grand Theft Auto V.

It’s funny because McGregor is a tough dude, anyone who stands in the Octagon is. But this is such a weak ass move, its unbelievable. Not only does he come up looking soft because he wouldn’t confront him face to face, he legitimately injured two other fighters. I hope they sue him for all his Mayweather purse and…

Big McLargehuge!