“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

the oldest living person according to the Russian government

I’m pretty sure this is Robocar’s goal:

Ah, I see we’re going with the best possible outcome in ninth and everything else is worse than being hit by a car. Good list.

Fuck this. When are we going to start charging, prosecuting, and convicting cops of assault and murder? They’re the ones who take a so-called oath to “protect and serve” and yet are out there actually murdering citizens with impunity while their agencies and fellow officers lie and cover for them.

not exactly funny.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

She apologized and said she should have worded it better. What kind of awesome liberal purity do you have that she’s not a valuable ally? She got successful, how dare this woman get successful and make minor mistakes, then apologize and say she’s always trying to be better? She’s definitely not good enough right?

I’m 50/50 on this one.

Did somebody say powerhouse?

I get that swans are majestic and beautiful and blah, blah, blah...but they are also almost as big of an asshole as geese, which are notorious for being the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom. I’m not saying that I support kicking swans in the head for karate practice, but I am saying that I bet those swans have done…

One of my favorite Beatles tunes:

I’m Goin Upstairs

the only song i know all the words

Cities

Dinosaur Jr - feel the pain

A little Rory for ya’ll:

Sweet Peter - Frieda Nichols with Homer Brown & His Group

Jeez. I don't know about you guys, but the last thing I want to do now is hire a vet.