So this is the final reveal from a joke hes planned for the better part of a decade.

The basics of it aren’t as bad as when the short sellers start attacking the company when prices are on the rise.

people that Elon accuses of short selling Tesla stock

Someone really pissed off his wife. 

Land Rover sells 300,000 cars per year, Mercedes sells 2,300,000 million. They have the money to make a super low production vehicle work.. Also, everything I’ve read, the new defender is just as much of a fully capable off road vehicle, it’s just no longer a body on frame relic from the Churchill administration. The…

Unfortunately land rover is trying to sell cars.

A start up company with unknown quality is building a replica of something that whose target customer only buys 30 year old cars.  They’ll sell dozens.

Bad stuff in January

An 18 year old AMG car is CP if they paid to take it off your hands. This thing is guaranteed to need at least $5,700 in maintenance. Even if the owner just spent $5,700 yesterday. You could ignore it and maybe get a summer of fun out of it before flipping it to the next sucker. Or on the drive home the engine might…

With a manual transmission. 

I’m surprised.  That number seems low.

There is nothing more unsafe than a grey Camry driving at dusk or in the rain with the lights off. Grey car, grey road, grey sky. How the heck am I supposed to see you?

Also GM: Dad can we have some more money for this weekend.

235k is the grandstands. The 400k number includes the packed snake pit in the infield which is basically a concert festival. 117k is still way too many people in that space.

The BMW badge on the Mercedes makes my head hurt a lot less than the new 4 series.

Getting hit in the head is better than the new 4 series.

They have to pay BMW prices to for BMW to build it. Then pay for their superbowl commercials, and still make profit.

$16k to gain 50hp and also 400lbs isn’t really a bargain, or even an upgrade

$43k for a 255hp sports car? Did April fools day get pushed back due to coronavirus?

That’s just for extreme hot weather testing. They dont know if a car will break down driving in the hottest place in the county unless they drive it there.