I don’t even accept your cynical use of the WORD “flag” in a comments-section joke. I rebuke you. That’s how patriotic I am.

Plush one starch.

San Diego has a football team?

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

Let us not over-parse the meaning of a “chug,” but instead focus on the Post’s choice of phrasing: “someone threw a can of beer at him,” which to me implies someone tried to pop Costas in the side of the head with a beer can (Philadelphia fans know what I’m talking about).

Nowhere near as impressive as the time he chugged a can of human feces through his eye.

When it comes to chugging beer thrown at/to you from the crowd, nothing will ever, EVER top this.

+1 Unparalleled

dude also complained about getting a poor signal on his phone. and ya thought the female gymnasts were the only ones who dealt with uneven bars

When asked about the incident Green responded, “That shit was weeks ago!”

This had a happy ending.

I am guessing that it is logic.

He is, however, 6-for-6 when it comes to screaming his predictions in a condescending tone.

Demon: Hey man, welcome to hell, how was your brief life?

Steals are a trash way of measuring defense. Larry Hughes led the NBA in steals—not because he was a good defender, but because he was a terrible one who hunted for steals at the expense of giving up easy backdoor cuts and drives to the basket.

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

How can Briles possibly be the bad guy here? I mean, he has taken his team to a Bowl Game for the last six consecutive years?

I dunno, I think green and gold are more of a spring look

Washington Field is where reigning League Most Good Player Bryce Harper slaps base circlers and Max Scherzer makes aces of opposing stick wavers. Its next to the basketball ring where professional sphere hurler John Wall excites us with athlete gyrations and accumulates scores and helps.

Wouldn't life being short be an argument in favor of propane?

Wouldn't life being short be an argument in favor of propane?