Wasn’t particularly memorable? I dunno about that. It was a very fun basketball game, at least for 3 quarters. (That’s about all you get these days, so I’m content with it.) Had an epic scoring battle between the two big scorers on both teams. Curry looked alright before shitting the bed late. I mean it was tied 61-61…

I may do that. How much do you guys pay research consultants?

Probably my least favorite thing about Deadspin is when its writers come up with nonsense replies that are completely worthless and would get zero stars if it came from a gray like me, yet they end up with multiple times more stars than the OP they’re replying to who made a valid (usually contrarian) point.

Deadspin…

Maybe if he was paid to write about sports you’d have a point.

Game 5 is in Oakland

Funny how if you’re going to be an annoying fuckstick, you should probably try to actually be right!

Or Game 6 at home?

Fun fact! The Cardinals also lost their 24th game. Also against the Nationals!

It’s wa’s my phone’s fault’s. Al’so I’SI’S i’s bad.

Lackey could reveal he’s a member of ISIS and I’d still rather have him around than people that don’t understand that the apostrophe doesn’t mean, “Look out here comes a fucking S!”

This is weird to me. I get not liking someone because of their personality, but it always strikes me as odd when people say they dislike someone because they didn’t reach their potential. I mean, it’s his potential. It’s not like he robbed you of something - it wasn’t yours to have in the first place.

Yes you giant baby