i’m getting some mileage out of this today...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders really is looking like the reincarnation of Magda Goebbels: and after all the rats will have scattered, she’ll still be in the bunker; loyal to the end. (Hopefully not as dramatically as Magda)

But like.....can The Root issue a travel ban against mediocre white guys?

Mmhmm, I’m sure there were definitely two black firefighters threatening to kill black lives matters protesters on Facebook. Sure, Jan.

Definitely a dumb idea. Would expect nothing less from Backwater Tucky.

I have no time for cops who are living out their murder fantasies either.

You have a lucrative future ahead of you in slash fiction. Unfortunately, you’re on the Splinter News forums.

As he gently clasped Tina’s hand to conclude the event, Mike Pence felt a familiar stirring. This feeling was familiar and immediately started his heart racing. He called it The Beast. His hand lingered, his fingers remembering her touch as it withdrew, now hungering for more. Soon came a shock, a rush of blood, a…

I’d tell Mike Pence to go eat a bag of dicks, but I think that deep down he’d really enjoy that.

Well, gosh. He couldn’t have just injured his wife. He could’ve also injured someone like a cop that would have actually gotten him sent to prison for life. I am at the end of my rope with DV cases. If men did what they did to their intimate female partners to strangers, they would face serious penalties- no question,…

I once had a therapist ask me if she can put me in a book she was working on - four sessions after meeting her. When it becomes clear that my pain is part of your career stepping stone, then it’s hard for me to have confidence that you’re invested in my healing. It’s unethical to flagrantly prioritize entertainment…

He exploits vulnerable people and well-meaning relatives to coerce their loved ones to go on his show. I don’t even think he and others like Dr. Drew are licensed anymore. Makes you wonder what kind of impact he’s made privately on patients before money and the fame.

Fuck Dr. Phil, and not in the sexy way. All shows like this are predatory, as far as I’m concerned. They say they have two objectives: to entertain and inform. Neither of those things involve ethically ensuring people who need help get it. I’m glad that Herzog is able to say that his experience was a net positive, but…

This and the US gymnastics sex abuse are the latest examples of why I give the side eye to organizations that are for and comprised of women but have men in most positions of power.

I’d rather watch Samantha Bee any day.

Shit, I’m out here blogging and you hit me back with SEC filings. I’m shook

This is the most slapped together piece of shit. Looks like they couldn’t get Pence to sign (likely already on vacation) and instead of reprinting the signature page they just crossed out Vice President and wrote in “pro tempore” after “President of the Senate” so Orrin Hatch could sign instead. I get that this isn’t…

There are minimum age limits that prevent a younger person with no health or mental deficits from serving, why is a maximum age limit any different? A 28-year old can’t be a senator (but can be a house rep) but a 30-year old can. This would be no different.

@vespachica: I am not jealous of Sarah Palin. And I do not have an "angry woman's agenda."