Even if you don’t like Michael Jackson personally, you can’t deny his impact on music and pop culture. Sam Smith is grating and cloying. I can’t stand him so I’m okay with seeing Stephanie Mills drag him.

“...an illustrative anecdote allegedly told by Orson Welles about a man tearing Monroe’s top at a soiree and revealing her breasts to partygoers.”

It’s disgusting to think that anyone would be prejudiced toward Kellyanne Conway’s husband because of his race, when they should be prejudiced towards him because of the fact that he married Kellyanne Conway.

Wait. I thought method acting was just an excuse to act like a raging, belligerent asshole to all your costars and film crew and to beg for everyone else to think you’re so deep and edgy, especially during awards season.

Glad Miss Trunchbull found work after Crunchem Hall. Those kids are going to be eating a lot of cake.

“Mmmm, killin’ babies sure does work up a powerful thirst.  Iced tea will quench that right quick!”

This checks out, I’m a big fan of iced tea.

And you know those iced tea drinkers, notorious abortion havers those people.

I...just...what??? What on earth is the thought process here? “Abortion is wrong! I’ll put these pictures into a box of diapers because...wait, living human babies wear diapers so they weren’t aborted...uh...oh fuck it.”

Is it wrong that I find myself wishing her cancer had won?

Marvel Entertainment chairman Ike Perlmutter

There’s no “the left”, only public corporations enforcing their policies (finally).

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

perfect grades her entire life, she was a cheerleader, she was a sorority girl, she graduated from a “high accredited university,” she was in the National Honors Society

You must be illiterate if you think that’s what she meant.  No surprise.

For the record, I still sincerely enjoy The Wedding Singer and Big Daddy.

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop. 

Justice for Toyota Lasagna!