In high school, I once saw a bunch of older kids dare a very poor decision-maker to take a bite out of a urinal cake from one of the boy’s locker room urinals for some sum of money. He did it..... and it got stuck in his braces. Then the kids did not pay him. I feel bad but it still makes me laugh thinking about it.

Russell Wilson is pretty much a televanagelist

It’s sad when the scripture-tattoo enthusiast in The Bay is somehow less of a dbag. Russell Wilson is a gimmicky turd who makes JJ Watt seem sincere. Go Badgers!

This has to be the “JJ WATT, YOU’RE SO HOT!!!!!!” lady from the first episode of Hard Knocks