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Random portlandian makes fun of a local guy named terry.

Portlandian didn't check which street he was on

Terry busts three caps in portlandian's ass

Portlandian died of dissin' Terry.

I have something for all of them.

I believe that dance is called the "Drinking cheap beers since 9 AM"

Get one of these ready for Barrett-Jackson 2054...order it...never use it...keep the wrap on it...and then try to sell it while balding and wearing a Hawaiian shirt in about 40 years...

What the hell did I just watch??

[if he hums one more bar of It's a Small World I'm gonna punch him right in the lips]

The best part about the Tifo is waiting to see the looks on the players' eyes after you spent so many hours on the tribute. The worst part is not being able to see the players because you're completely covered by the goddamn Tifo.

Wouldn't the first time Sanchez got burned playing with the rookies.

Here's the basically uncovered breasts of Katy Perry.

Asked for comment after the game, Clemens took the high road, saying, "I'm not going to respond to such slurs. No, seriously, what the hell was he saying?"

"Yes, it's a proven fact: our products do make you crash."

Marchionne, if you sell this car in Europe with Fiat V6/Maserati V8 engines, I will hunt you down and shoot you twice in the head.

arrived with the intention of working out, but that staff was waiting for him and told him he had to leave.

Stupid should hurt. That's how we get less of it. The system works.

I stopped visiting jalopnik when they went to this god awful format, and I will stop reading this site for the very same reason. Good Day.

Top Ten Worst Blog Format Changes.