Wow, somehow you were able to find a photo of the riverfront with ZERO junkies in it! Amazing.

But it is STILL a chick car! Your buddy's will be laughing their asses off if you pull up to a Cars and Coffee anywhere in this purse hauling econobox.

Who cares about pictures of the kids, we want pictures of Kristen Bell, because she is HOT!

How long until Deadspin staffers convince your bosses that this new comment system sucks, and is alienating your customers? Simple question.

Hey KINJA brass: This comment is NOT about this article, but it's a comment about the STUPID video pop ups that show up over the articles. Do you REALLY think we LIKE that? A big fat NO. This is a FAIL on your part. It really makes me NOT want to go to any Kinja site any more. About as stupid as cutting your finger…

How about looking at turning going #2 into energy? It's already being done! Why it isn't already being done across the country, I do not know. It was supposed to be the Next Big Thing, turning crap into energy, even Dean Kamen thought so. I did find out the California plant shut down recently.

The Mormons have the answer, "Give your friend a hand!"

This story does have me wishing it happened here in Portlandia. The www.Bikeportland.org website would have been all over this story!

What crosscheck? She was moving over to the right, and gently brushed the Canadien players booty, who then took a World Cup Class Soccer dive. THAT was BS.

What about the "make up" call on USA after that penalty by Canada? THAT was a slash on the goalie? NO WAY. This was FIXED!

Why not just keep it simple, like Kate Upton does?

Need it washed after the race?

I say Maria buys one, and has this shot of herself painted on the back, 1970's Van style!

Conspiracy theorists will love this one! Is this the system Detroit is installing? We want to know! Big Brother Street Lamps are watching you now, Detroit!
"­With a price tag of $3,000+ apiece, according to an ABC report, the street lights are now being rolled out in Detroit, Chicago and Pittsburgh, and may soon…

Come on, there's no video? Not even a shaky, cell phone one uploaded to youtube? Come on people!

"yes, he can" signed, The King.

The traffic jam was caused by the Hooters bikini car wash at the next exit!

or this:

And here's video from an r/c helicopter.

Dangit, how disappointing, I watched the video, and then realized the title said "Lebenese", not "Lesbianese"! Oh well, that nipple action was just fine......