I never understand that mindset. North Texas master electrician just destroyed hundreds of dollars of NFL merch he purchased as a fan of said team for... what reason exactly? He didn’t like what they did prior to a game once? Even though he espoused “caring about our freedom, and everyone’s right to be free” without…

At least if it (the tick) was as big as he says it was, he wouldn’t have gotten Lyme Disease, as deer ticks are REALLY small.

An 18lb turkey for 3 adults and 2 kids. I like those odds.

I’m on the family’s side here. Split pea >>>>> navy bean.

I don’t think this Dr. Andrews is actually a real person. “Going to see Dr. Andrews” is just an NFL euphemism for “he’s totally fucked”.

Not many people know this but KatyPerrysBootyHole is actually Tim Kurkjian

It’s not in AP style to make changes, but switches.

A typical above ground pool is about 20 feet in diameter and 4 feet deep. That’s 1810 cubic feet. According to this site, 1 cubic foot of gold weighs 1203.74 pounds (that feels high but gold is pretty dense). 1810 cubic feet times 1203.75 pounds/cubic foot is 2,178,787.5 POUNDS of gold. Gold is currently $1,170.40 per…

Christ, mine would have to be as large as the Vietnam Memorial. Kids would go down the line trying to find their mother’s name before scraping an imprint with a crayon onto a piece of paper.

I would take the website/memorial wall. For all the “you fapped to me/my wife/my sister” awkwardness, I would say “just read the rest of the list,” and they would realize that I’ve fapped to pretty much everyone. At some point, it would be an insult to not be included.

Looks like Klay will be spending this offseason shootin at the walls of heartache.

The most disturbing part of this story is the name “Tyeler”

Good example of why everyone in WI says “when in doubt, go to Stout.”