In this case UC is University of Chicago, where fun goes to die.

Actually the academics at UC are widely regarded as the nastiest, cheatiest, pettiest and most vindictive in the world. In academia. That’s really saying something.

TBH, it would require the entire Jez staff to keep on reporting all the athlete rape cases.

was concerned about her conservative family finding out.

Are you sure it is not Donald Trump? I mean it’s the last time I heard anyone call women dogs and pigs so easily. But then I’m pretty sheltered and maybe its used more than I want to know.

I create a new burner account just about every day. Mainly because I gave up on investing my time in truly thoughtful commentary when Jezebel followed people like this troll while leaving other great commenters in the grays. I can only come up with so many original burner names. She was already ungrayed when I got…

Writing is one of the most undervalued professions, because everybody is under the delusion that they can do it. This is partly because everyone wants to be heard, so I get it. But will alone doesn’t mean you know how to do it well. Schumer at least had a start by writing her own standup.

I know you find Schumer annoying but she legit did a skit satirizing this entire situation on her show (see below). They both can get a bit much with the whole self-effacing yet oddly self-aggrandizing thing but you gotta admit some of Schumer’s comedy is pretty on point. And it’s pretty funny that Schumer has done…

Am I wrong, or isn't Jlaw one of the actresses amy spoofed in her bit about late night interviews? Good for Jenn if she knows it was her and can take the joke.

That is.... very odd. I wonder if that’s even true? I guess she probably has rich friends, but sex toys are usually expensive unless you’re buying really terrible ones.
I still like her but that’s weird. (Also this is why I don’t watch interviews with most celebrities, it usually makes me like them less. :( )

I see. I’ll take your word for it. :)

She’s trolling, stop feeding her and for godsake don’t make an account specifically to yell at her. If you ignore her she’ll go away (and even if she doesn’t, it’s not worth it to invest energy in her fuckery).

Oh, totally. (Although I’m not sure Amy Schumer should be mentoring her...)
But if you’ve never worked on a screenplay before and the other people you’re working with are also somewhat inexperienced, it might be harder to produce something that’s actually quality.
This could turn out amazing, or it could be shit. I…

Exactly! Hopefully this is a case of Jennifer having some ideas and Amy working them into a useable script. It says Amy’s sister (who helped her write Trainwreck) is helping too, so that’s a good sign. Hopefully actors writing scripts isn’t the new actors turning into directors.

I really like Jennifer Lawrence (Amy Schumer is kind of hit or miss with me, to say the least), but has she ever even written anything or worked on a screenplay before? Just because you’re a cool person and a great actress doesn’t mean you can WRITE.

I love them both, but this makes me:

Actually, the guillotine is likely a much more humane method than lethal injection. But it’s more gross to observers, and making state killings more palatable to the public is really what lethal injection is all about, not about it actually causing a quicker or more painless death. A well-administered guillotine does…

When will born-wealthy, conventionally attractive white women finally catch a break while cashing in on the artifacts of black culture, you hater?

You guys. That is definitely not the definition that etsy sellers/DIYhipsters/bloggers mean by “hustle”. It’s the “work hard get money” shit.

Y’all know good and well that the makers of these products are not using the word to mean “hurry.” This is a classic case of white people wanting to sound cool and appropriating slang that they don’t even understand. See: basic, swag, bae, and twerk..