It’s the only way to make these interesting.  Nobody wants to watch the same heavy handed plot from the 90s smashed down our throats.  

LOL it will not flop.  50 bucks is nothin.  

Oh not this again.  NO EASY MODE.  YOU GET NO EASY MODE.  GIT GUD.  

They were probably contract workers.  Under that scenario, their work is actually owned by the company due to how the law is written.  It’s the crux of the copyright claims against marvel right now.  

mmmmm Probably because she’s running a softcore porn empire.  lol.  

THOT PATROL.  LOL.  

Boy Schrierer really douched up Bloomberg even more than they already were...hey, MAZZZZLETOFFFF and all that. 

....love how we had to sneak in the “THE BOSS PART IS TOO HARD”.  lol.  

COD, Battlefield, Assassins Creed, Far Cry...

This dude is and always has been a zero fucks given badass.  

Metroid Prime 1, 2 and 3 were open world enough.  We don’t need this.  And if we do, we’ll get it in 4.  Stop fellating yourselves over open world games. 

No matter the issues, COD is still going to sell a bajillion copies.  BUY THE DIP.  

It’s Kotaku.  I’m not sure what you expected.  At least they didn’t declare it “THE GAY PINBALL RPG OF THE YEAR” 

CHAOS? 

This looks like absolute trash, and I’m all in.  

IT’S ALL METROID THEMED.  AND IT’S ALL SPOOKY.  

“Tax Deal” - meaning when it bombs they’ll still get a refund.  

so it fixes.....INVENTORY!?!?!

Who gives a shit if she’s black....SHE SHITS OUT A WOLF FROM LOKI’S MAN GEL.  

Expanding the supreme court is a bad idea.  Breaking the filibuster is a bad idea.  Much like the Texas abortion law, these things can be weaponized by anyone smart enough to do the math.