What a waste of an hour.  Lol.  

None of this looks “next gen”.....

Why has none of this looked next gen?  Ghosts of Tsushima looks better????  

....none of this shit looks next gen.  

*crawls out from under a rock*......ELLLL...DEENNN....RING?  OOOOOOOH I DOUBT YOU COULD IMAGINE IT.  

“We’ll take that one, see what that does. It’s already in the scripts, it does interesting things because… if we were creating this character now, what gender would the character be?’

As with all Nintendo games, it’s always better without motion controls. 

there’s a pandemic in Akira.  

Yeah I’ve done that.  What a ride.  Holy shit. 

giving out money never works.

I’m all for accessibility, but the ADA is nothing but a lawyer’s wet dream.  

Oh man, the dude blocks chun lis “super combo” which is insane.  

Maybe they should just get a bunch of drones and bomb the shit out of whoever disagrees with their policies?  

Hey military, this is the internet....WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?!?! 

they’ve pretty much set the standard for “boring open world games with good graphics and decent stories” - like the solid C+ standard.  

....let’s just all forget about far cry 5.  

*pops up from behind a rock* ...DID SOMEBODY SAY METROID!?!?!

Poor Dr Disrespect....left like a prom date once a prettier girl came along...

Movie theaters as we know them are dead.  I expect them to devolve into more mom and pop type, niche setups.  Maybe dinner served w/ an opener, then a movie.  Gone the mass bus like revolving play times where a jug of popcorn determines revenue...they’ll have to ENTERTAIN the guests.  What a concept.  

Mark my words, Kumail Nanjiani is gonna knock it out of the park.  He seems on the outside looking in to be a solid dude, and I hope it all works out for him...I just love this casting.