LOL - where’s the 25k practical gas truck?  That market doesn’t exist.  Hell, 25k vehicles hardly exist. 

HUMMER resonates with a DIFFERENT, more “YO TRUCK BRO” type guy that would NEVER think of owning an electric vehicle. I think it’s genius. Ain’t no Trump voter gonna strap into a fuckin’ EV Saturn.

Uh....games? 

It’s boring.  Be warned.  It’s not a game where “excitement” is the driving factor, it’s more of an inventory management and creation sim.  

Where the hell is Metroid Prime? 

This country is never going to elect a woman as president.  It’s just not going to happen.  

NO, I WON’T BELIEVE YOU.  

NO, I WON’T BELIEVE YOU.  

ah....CRACK....you don’t maintain those pipes snortin’ coke.

Vanquish is 40 dollars????? GAAAAAAH.......wtf.  Sealed PS3 copies are going for 12 dollars on ebay.  Come on man....

So she’s Miley Cyrus.  

Luigi’s mansion 3 is sooooooo good.  FUCK, is LUIGI CHARMING AS ShIT.  Nintendo....you ol’ dogs....

GOD DAMMIT, CAN WE JUST GET SOME FUCKING ELDEN RING NEWS?  WE ARE DYING OVER HERE.  THE SUBS HAVE DEVOLVED INTO HENTEI LORE BATING EVENTS.....

They should have made a two door with t tops and priced it at 25k or less.  

That’s what I thought, that’s right in line with a Tacoma.  

Well thank god we still got 14 positive stories on “BIRDS OF PREY” instead of deadspin this week.  PHEW.  DODGED A BULLET (and got some cash) ON THAT ONE.  

Well thank god we still got 14 positive stories on “BIRDS OF PREY” instead of deadspin this week.  PHEW.  DODGED A…

perhaps STONKS? Maybe we could infuse some wealth into the millennial generation? I don’t care, they threw me out of it.  SEX STAINS IT IS.  

perhaps STONKS? Maybe we could infuse some wealth into the millennial generation? I don’t care, they threw me out of…

Dear god, we dropped deadspin for this? 

Dear god, we dropped deadspin for this? 

Be a man, buy a power wagon....go 45 mph.

THIS IS ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY.  THE GUN ALWAYS WINS....AND SOUNDWAVE ShOULD ALWAYS BE A BOOMBOX.  PEROID.  END OF DISCUSSION.  

THIS IS ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY.  THE GUN ALWAYS WINS....AND SOUNDWAVE ShOULD ALWAYS BE A BOOMBOX.  PEROID.  END OF…

Oh no, it’s one of these anti-lanyard people.