But they did innovate, just in their environment. They added new planets, new gun mods, end game content, new skill tree abilities....all these reviews are silly.

Yeah I’m with ya, I literally wanted “another borderlands”...and gearbox needs the money. 

They gave us what we allegedly wanted, more borderlands, and people are acting shocked they actually got it? I mean, Gearbox NEEDS a big tent pole....they’ve had a couple missteps and could be in a financially tricky position.  Like I said, THEY NEED A DAMN HIT!  Randy is guzzling money and apparently has a porn…

70% chance square fucks it up, 100% chance they fuck up one of the “episodes”.  

...I’m so confused as to the ejaculating on a woman’s back while they watch church on an ipad....I have so many questions.  Why did she go back to work for him after the whole spud on the back thing anyway? 

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP REPORTING ON RANDY’S JAILBAIT SQUIRTER PORN, JASON!?!?! 

WHO CARES.  CERTAINLY NOT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FORCE FEEDING HIM MONEY.  

SHE’S GOT MY VOTE.  GOD DAMN, WHAT A BADASS.  

I had this discussion with my vegetarian wife last night (technically she’s pescatarian)...can someone intelligently compare the amount of water it takes per pound of beef vs. fake beef burgers?  I know beef floats around 1900 gallons per pound....?  

These Gawker spin offs are all full of “hipster - if you don’t laugh you don’t like...GET IT...humor”....

College....dated a girl I HATED pretty much, especially at this point...but we had opposite schedules (me with a 9-5, her a bartender) and we’d bang and then not see each other for 24 hours. She lived in one of these “apartments” that was an off campus dorm with shared bathrooms. They had locker room style showers…

How does sex with a complete stranger happen?  I’ve always fantasized about walking up to a hot girl and going “wanna bang like RIGHT NOW?” and have it work?  

I have....at a hippie music festival....right after they hosed them out.  Just shut the lid, sat down and banged.  No biggie.  

ALSO: Just another thing, as a man....DUDE HIS BALLS HAD TO FUCKING REEK.  

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DATE THIS GUY, LET ALONE FUCK HIM?  HOLY SHIT THAT’S FUCKING GROSS.  

....BUT WE HATE SOCIALISM! *lights TIKI brand torch*

As a white guy....Alabama should have done their homework on his tweet history - it’s 2019.  And frankly, so what if he said these things?  They aren’t even mildly offense.  He’s right.  So who cares?  How about this - WAS HE GOOD AT HIS JOB?  WAS HE QUALIFIED FOR HIS JOB - BEYOND THE “HE’S BLACK AND IT’LL LOOK GOOD…

Boy, that’s scary.  

Sign him for league minimum, and then bonus him out a million dollars per TD.  Done.  

That Steelers trade looks better and better....