....why would he make a female clone?  What?  He wants to get force dicked?  

Please god, no.  *waits for someone to respond “search your feelings”*

That lightsaber is soooooo dumb.  It looks cheap and gimmicky.  

OH SHIT, WE GOT A COMMUNIST IN OUR MIDST!  *RABBLE RABBLE*

Can we stop lazily linking direct to twitter?  I don’t do twitter links....for obvious reasons. 

Super impractical....why does it need the “hinge”?  Why not just make both sides be able to be “ignited”?  I’m so confused by the stupidity.  There’s no reason to try and use a folded tuning fork light saber....WTF? 

Your Emperial egg whites weren’t beaten into still Jedi peaks, young padawan.

That’s the dumbest lightsaber I’ve ever seen. 

Dan Crenshaw is gonna be president.  He’s the Joe Rogan demographic.  

Uber is the modern union buster....

hahahhahahaha....hahaha....ha...no.  

No, flip that. It’s easier and almost necessary to play co op. Solo is impossible due to the “more enemies = difficulty” idea. I went against Sterling on this and I regret it. His jimpression is spot on.  I thought since I loved sekiro Jim was losing his “gusto”, but nah....as always....”video games” 

It feels slow and ploddy, and weirdly cheap.  The bosses are impossible solo, so trying to solo the game ain’t gonna happen.  The loot is real stingy until late game....I caution people caught up in the hype, it’ll be gone in 2 weeks.  It’s only worthy in co op, and it’s still a “meh” for me at this point (4 hrs in).…

Biggest mistake is not having the games played inside a NASCAR track.   

...didn’t goose beat up his wife or something? 

Doritos are readily available in prison vending and commissary stores.  I used to ad cash to a buddy’s prison funds and I’d always ask what he bought “Good toilet paper and doritos” 

SO FUCKING GOOD.  Ever eat 3 fast food burgers and not feel like a bloated pile of shit?  YEAH.  

and remember, he died with the presumption of innocence and with the will done 2 DAYS before he died....sorry. Even monetary justice is gonna be hard to pull off. This man was a modern super villain.

Which is crazy because she’s well regarded as a “man eater”....

GET OUT OF THERE, YOU ARE BEING INVADED BY HIPSTERS!  SOON YOU’LL BE WEARING FLANNEL IN JULY!