ARE WE GETTING THE PACK-IN PRE-ORDER BONUS STYLUS OR WHAT NINTENDO!?!?! - SIGNED N.A. MARKET 

EVASION: 100 

Wait....the switch version is releasing next week?  WTF.  

YEAH, IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S BLACK! 

I know it’s not all god given, but damn she’s put together.  

The professor dude never shut the fuck up.  I also really liked Dark of the Moon.  SOMEWHAT.  I did like the digestible chunks approach, but I got it due to it being on 3DS.  

I love the Luigi Mansion games....but I’m hesitant about the “slam” addition.   It’s not really “difficult”, but it’s enjoyable to see all the love and care that goes into it.  

fuck, that’s great.  LOLOLOL 

I always said Venture Bros had a big TICK vibe...

Hollywood is like the government....it really costs 100k, but with nobody able to actually do anything they farm everything out and it gets marked up 10x because everyone thinks it’s easy to make money off hollywood/government jobs (it is). Usually because there’s no way to lose the contract due to nepotism or…

me too! 

This show was catered to people that remember the cartoon from childhood....CHAIRFACE!....er...sorry, which there aren’t many of us left.  

It’s a prehistoric animal that’s outlived the dinosaurs and survived mass extinctions, a steak knife to the head is no problem!  Give him a catchy nickname and make him a state mascot.

HEY HOW ABOUT FUCKING MATERNITY LEAVE, AMERICA?  signed - THE HUSBAND.  

sooooooo where can we buy the NZ surplus of guns????

We all know he was accountable, he was constantly beating himself.  

Just because they are rich and famous, does not make them smart. 

going to be really hard to separate MCU vs. this and not judge it...movie tie in games are rough.

BRING BACK PUBLIC BEATINGS! 

You obviously don’t have kids or aren’t aware that there’s a deep state network of pedophiles on the internet.  If someone would *film* my kids going the bathroom I would literally rage into a homicidal maniac.  That is no joke.  If you don’t have kids, keep your mouth shut.  I hate to pull old man on you, but go to…