Well that was pretty weak.  BUT HERE WE GO.  

Mmmmm....a lot of heat coming off this Christmas Dumpster Fire.  Makes me feel all cozy.  

OK...can someone get Bethesda to straighten the fuck up?  It’s not funny and quirky anymore...

No!  That would be effective...the goal is to ignore it and let it go away, touchdown!  

They’ll completely reboot them though.  New cast, new stories, which would be ok....but some actual good acting stuffs in all these little series.  Sometimes.  

WHERE’S THERE’S SMOKE THERE’S FIRE, YOU LIBERAL HIPPIES!  WHO WILL YOUR GODLESS MASSES CLING TO NOW!?!?! 

OH YEAH. IT’S REAL.

This basically makes Starfield/ES6 bar...SUUUUUUPER HIGH....because we aren’t going to let them get away with all the bugs/bethesda shit from before...right?  RIGHT?  

BRING BACK JUMPING FLASH.  I didn’t read the article, this is all I wanted to say.  Carry on.  

Well, let’s not discount that it’s HIDEOUS....BUT it’s a truck that I can get as a stick shift, and take all the roof panels off.  

Oh good, I almost bought Iconoclasts! 

OUR MONTHLY TRAFFIC TICKET QUOTAS DON’T WRITE THEMSELVES.

GUN RIGHTS ONLY APPLY TO WHITE PEOPLE.  

god dammit kinja, ok - whatever - *insert funny meme* there.  Fuck you kinja.  

My old CJ5 is a jeep, you have a Chrysler. Don’t kid yourself.

Have you seen the new Jeep truck?  It’s hideous.  

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......

GABE WOULD NEVER.  HOW DARE YOU.  

...I’ve just been shooting everyone in the dick?  

Imagine being this rich/famous and having absolutely no positive impact on the world.