I want this to be good, but the lack of NPCs and the full on “Minecraft!” Move has me shaking in my boots....fuck, just put in like 30 different power armors to keep us busy or something....

Right?  Nobody is saying that it’s “fun”....I’m so worried.  I want it to be fun.  These MMO-ish games are all about the community and if it’s a typical buggy shit show like all Bethesda games maybe it’ll be a community that loves to laugh at broken games?  I bought it.  Fuck it.  I’m old and have cash, by the time I…

God this game is divisive as Shit.  I love the FPS fallouts and just getting “lost” in them, but I have serious terror about this game.  Everyone relax, they will still make single player fallouts.  This is Bethesda taking a risk, let’s try and be positive!  

I mean, I really really love the FPS fallouts, but everyone knows the mechanics suck. VATS makes them fun and playable but a non-twitchy and aging gamer like myself has serious concerns of that gunplay at full speed. I want this to be good, I’ve pre-ordered to save my 9 bucks on prime, but I’m pretty sure it’s not…

YES, FIGHT AMUNGST YOURSELVES, BLACKS! BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!

It’s just old white people screaming at each other about trump.

How dare she steals roles from old white men, who are dreadfully under utilized in hollywood today! 

Well good thing I can just pay 9.99 to unlock all cultist activities, and for another 4.99 I won’t actually have to kill them but have an NPC do the work for me with the “game booster” purchase. OH YEAH, and I bought the diamond gold platinum edition at midnight which means I have 4 high level cultists that expose the…

Fuck this game (it’s a Ubisoft game, so we know it’s packed with microtransactions) - I will not buy this shit. 

BOOM.  A++ DAD GAME RIGHT THERE.  

We are fucked.  I can’t wait to explain to my son when he’s older what the hell we did (nothing).  

Dude, until the infrastructure improves, streaming will always suck for most people.  Is this belief that the 5LTE wireless shit is gonna be a cure all for our infrastructure woes in the US? 

Well, ya lost. Whats next gang? Perhaps losing the midterms in epic fashion?  Just do me a favor...take down Senator Cruz.  

...did somebody say COCAINE!?!? 

Probably wasting all those resources on Bowsette memes.  

Well it’s time for the weekly last Jedi click bait from io9....let the shit storm begin. 

This is such a niche product in the USA....can’t see it taking off.  We need a major revelation in internet infrastructure to make streaming work...

None of you know this man, and probably didn’t know who he was until a month or so ago...yet here we are, declaring him a rapist and an alcoholic. Why? BECAUSE WE ARE THE KINJA COMMENTATORS AND WE ARE SUPER GENIUSES! TROLL POWERS.....ACTIVAAAAATE! HA. He also dyes his pubes. Heard it from a good source.

Flake is such a putz.  What a gutless coward.  His attempts to work both sides of the aisle have made him hated on both! 

Where the hell is my Samurai Creed game?