Hang on I’ll get her, she’s just gathering up her clothes... *fake golf swing* OH YEAH.

...da fuk kinda heathen makes a sandwich with fucking bleached bone meal shit?

STOP THEM DISNEY! DO NOT LET THE RUIN DR. DOOM FOR THE 4TH FUCKING TIME! THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE AT SILVER SURFER ALREADY!

These segments ALWAYS make me want to go to Japan...maybe in 2020 for Trump’s re-election?

I’m a hog, and probably going to die of some sort of parasite, but I love rare/barely cooked meat - beef n’ tuna man...just sear the sides and let me at it...BUT, with burger...I always want it fairly well done. So yeah. Gross. I don’t do the Tartar (sp?) either...beef tartar freaks me out.

you people are savages...the crust is EASILY the best part! Guess you won’t be joining me in FLAVOR-TOWN.

I can speak from experience...Suboxone is worse than the actual drugs. It’s hell to come off of...basically, you can’t....unless you go back on smack. It takes about a week to clean out on smack, Subs? It’s half life can mean it takes 60-90 days of hell.

Drinking the medias kool aid? BENGHAZI ASSHOLE!!!! CRISIS ACTORS! THEY GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS! It’s fucking Monday man, can we save the political bullshit for like...thursday or something?

LOLOLOLOLOL - Has a more truth ever been said?

DUDE! YOU (or someone super high level) SAVED MY ASS A FEW DAYS BACK ON NERGIGANTE - I solo’d him last night. So I’m paying it forward, love the SOS stuff...roll in singing mighty mouse into the mic...

I did this last night! Worked like a charm!

I saw somebody do the lighting strike fully charged and was like....OH WUT IZ DAT....lol. We all fools man.

Shock traps....once you get the monster down to the point he runs away and sleeps in his lair, just walk up to him, place the trap and hit him in the nose with tranq bombs. In non-capture missions shock traps are a blessing...until you get high enough that they don’t do shit to the elder dragons!

I roll poison (the dear hectal...or whatever) tree....it’s a good build and never had any issues with damage. I’m having a helluva time getting a REALLY GOOD bow though! I gotta try the guns here. Maybe tonight.

What are you playing on? I’m on PS4, I’d be glad to hop on with you. PSN NAME: BanjoBandito

BASIL JUICE IS THE WORST. Having a nice time? HOW ABOUT I SHOW UP AND DO A BOMBING RUN? His item materials aren’t that great either...which...stinks.

I yell “FUCK YOU” at this game more than any other in the past, and I still can’t get enough. Bring it on. God it’s so satisfying to take down some of these elder dragons.

I’m cresting a 100 hours in, just got to the (what I believe to be) the final elder dragon and I still can’t stop thinking about playing this game...it’s so good. The griefing is an issue, but most people do it once (with a fucking HADUUUUKEN) then leave it alone...haven’t had anyone do it more than once. I think this…

Frankly, I could arm a small militia with the weapons cache I own, and EVEN I SUPPORT stricter gun laws.

Meh, she’s smokin’ hot. I’ll give her a pass. She’s just a good employee sticking up for her employer. Pretty admirable. And she’s not wrong...these cable news networks are just piles of shit. I’m not sure what the NRA hopes to accomplish though, b/c some sensible gun reform would heal a lot of wounds and it would…