I used OpenTable, showed up and they got me in early. Then I got a shame on you email when my reservation time came and went. lol

The fact the broader world of Online never really changed outside of the addition of new missions and access to buildings always bothered me. I couldn’t buy into a “living breathing” world that... never really changed or reacted to actions taken within it.

How he has not disintegrated into a fine mist out of sheer embarrassment over his existence is truly a testament to his resilience.

You should have covered the bullet holes with bullet hole stickers

Fast forward to a couple years ago. I went into the bookstore and they were selling a book of Police Shootings in St Paul Minneapolis. Story was in there and the Author was signing copies the next day. His story omitted the part about the guy breaking the window. I corrected him along with showing him all of the…

If you ever encounter someone who defends this idea, ask them why teachers would agree to that, knowing that would make them priority targets.

4Runner review coming soon. I think we’re pretty much on the same page.

“They tend to reproduce quickly, eat a broad variety of crops and resist most pesticides.”

A lot of these people will only dig in deeper as more of this comes out because despite the sophistication of what the Russians did, the average person does not and cannot admit to being wrong or fooled.

That would actually be fantastic. Thank you in advance.

Someone told me at a Sox game actually tried to stop me from putting ketchup on my hot dogs by saying “hey no real Chicagoan puts ketchup on their dogs”. Well I looked that man in his eyes, told him to go fuck himself, then grabbed up his 5 year old son, held him under the ketchup dispenser and covered the boy in…

Women and gender-fluid people run the show, and are his bosses, and are powerful in the context of this show. Why are they not responsible for the environment in which victims could complain, as much as Jeffrey Tambor is?

This is what Jalopnik is all about. Original content. Nice work, beautiful photos. Much respect.

If you’re a parent, do you risk having a meltdown or do you get your child what’s most appealing to them?

Should have been dank, but instead, it stank.

Wait till he loses his job.

If you miss that ex-roommate who hung a $25 fake katana he got from a mall kiosk over his bed, this may be the car for you.

And as fate would have it, Apple sells official Apple Homepod Coasters for the low, low price of $129.99. (New more expensive models will be out every September.)

I bet I could be pretty happy with the bonkers adventure that driving that thing across country would be.

Right fucking spot on. Ever since that correspondents dinner in 2011 I think where O made a joke about Trump and the birther stuff, and Trump is just sitting there with a dead look in his eye plotting his revenge, thinking to himself ‘I will undo everything you hold dear’. That guy has no fucking sense of humor…