It’s a manual. Six speed.

What do you consider typical repairs for a car that age? That’s a rather vague statement.

Nice!

I don’t understand. My buddy had his TDI, and got his buy back. He waxes poetically about what a great car it was, and how reliable it was. In the 6 years he had the car, and the ~70K miles, the sunroof drain clogged, causing $700 worth of damage/repair. Infotainment system bugged out, and CD’s became stuck in the…

I dreamed of having a diesel with a lil trailer that trip.. then I finally got it (traded an Audi RS6 for it)

I’m not trying to be a shit disturber or anything. But is there actually any real difference in the look?

If you’re gonna call someone out like that, you should really make sure you do your homework. It’s pretty obvious you’re lying and just wanted to try to point out a mistake. If you were truly shopping for cars I’d hope you’d be able to figure out the pricing structure on the Impala.

We’re trying to figure out if there’s a name for this, turning sports cars into off-road vehicles. Off-roadsters?

The V6 is standard on the Premier but you can upgrade the LS to a V6 for about $1000.

Ok guy. They can be chanting anything the want, “fuck da police, fuck Russia, death to America, etc.” I am just explaining what led to the protests.

Except for all the chanting of “Putin the Thief” in the streets, yeah, you’re right.

“So quit it with all the big fat knobby mud-terrains”

Certainly closer to his style—Russia-inspired, big aspirations, comically piss-poor execution. “Sad!” in car form.

I daily a Jag and can confirm. I just tell myself that that’s just how British cars prove that they’re hand built.

When you see the incarceration rates in the US compared to every other country in the world, I don’t understand why this generalization is applied to other countries. The US is where you’re literally the most likely to get cuffed and thrown into the gulag.

You turn up the stereo.

For a few years, I had the taxi number memorized in case I spotted it.

I don’t think so. My company NeedsBlinkerFluid Jalopnik Auto Extreme is already planing their fifth production site.

Do people still send the old school death threats through mail or is it mostly email and texts these days? Something charming about receiving a letter with type face cut out of various news and magazine clippings detailing the horrific demise I’m about to face.