They are now. They weren't before.

It makes 700+whp daily? Every day? $1,500,000 well spent?

He takes the lift to his office on the first floor.

I am proud to say that my Grandfather sucessfully wooed many women, including my dear Grandmother, using nothing more than his magnificent singing voice and his trusty Horndumpster.

You misspelled “build.”

If I may (jokingly, of course) suggest something like this:

If I may (jokingly, of course) suggest something like this:

You’re giving the abilities of these devices far too much credit.

You’re giving the abilities of these devices far too much credit.

These guys are legit! I just took delivery of a sweet Toyoba Supre from them! I’m gonna order a Porch Boxer next.

Arrange one thousand watermelons in a straight line on a runway, 2000ft from the start line. Accelerate as fast as possible into the watermelons, but make sure your trunk and windows are completely open. For every whole watermelon that bounces into your car, you may charge $50,000. This is the industry standard.

the calm casual comments while upside down after an interstate rollover brought to you today by seatbelts.

Don’t drive one of these in Virginia!

Why, yes, yes I will buy a DB9. I had no idea they were down to 50 grand. I had a DB7 on my list instead, which is cheaper but not quite as nice.

I feel like this entire piece was written with the sole intention of bringing into use the word, “naania.”

naania

They soon learn that’s your fucking spot.

Also, countless dealers don’t know the difference between auto and manual. So many wasted calls,

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

Don't have much spare time, but this is a quick one. Hope you guys like it.