When do we get to start charging the cops with sexual assault?

or they could put it on the fucking hood

He should have killed four people, he would have gotten a lighter sentence. Or he can tell the judge he's a wealthy day treader and didn't know any better.

Will never be sold in the USA.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

These look like they'll be really expensive to replace.

Good for Walmart. I hope this type of thinking continues and bears fruit for them.

Considering the guy is apparently famous enough to have one of those "put your face in here and pretend to be his girlfriend then take a picture" attractions at a local restaurant, is it really that surprising he was able to pull so much ass?

Change 1 thing: make it a stick shift

Because people buying "SUVs" in that price range want to pretend they're rough 'n tough & go off-roading all the time so they need an SUV, but what they really want is a tall AWD station wagon compromise that's neither sporty nor utilitarian. Therefore their SUV's have to be car-based, not something with actual…

I fucking love cocaine!

Watch it, folks. I'd rather have more choices than less no matter how "un-Jalop" some of those choices might be. A cheap convertible isn't a bad thing.

Michael Scott will be upset.

Nope, they should be humiliated, this is junk.

"Last summer I bought a Hummer H3 on a whim. Because I'm a fucking retard, I didn't know I would be spending up to $350 per month on gas. So instead of ditching this vehicle like any smart person would, I'm trying to fix my original dumb choice with another dumb choice by buying the dumb blinking light called a fuel…

I think it would be nice if the government would put a cap on the MSRP of a car that could qualify for the subsidy. Somehow spotting a millionaire 7500 to purchase a 100k car seems a bit off to me.

LSx all the things!

Like the Volt — and probably more so here, considering the $75,000 price tag before the $7,500 tax credit — the ELR is never going to be a volume-seller. It's a premium electric car that's only going to appeal to a small segment of buyers, so it does make sense that some Cadillac dealers will decide it's not up their…

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