“Car doesn’t work right after two collisions and lots of fire” may be abetter headline.

Can you do, like, a spider-graph for First Drives? Not just to make things harder to keep track of for the Jalopnik staff, but I think it would be interesting, and sort of hint at the “first drive” nature of the insights.

That just means his poor taste is expensive.

FINALLY, now I can actually refinance my Prius once it’s value climbs back up.

I thnk the only decisive statement here is that essentially every option is inadequate.

Totally valid points! My only thought is that the BMW is probably the only one that will be worth quite a bit one day... Although the Viper has become an extinct breed...

Now it reads “just lying there...”

Stealth?

The sideblades themselves, even, have been on unemployment since the first generation ceased.

It seems like going the diesel generator route could be detrimental, what with Dieselgate and all. Facts are facts, but public perception sells cars (and trucks).

And I’d bet that version will have some kind of opportunity for after-sale revenue, such as DLC or a games marketplace, something. They probably want to squash the NES Classic now, so they can make one that can be more of a profit machine.

Aren’t these still considered turds in terms of reliability, though? Have they actually improved this generation since its intro?

So, no 4x4? Wouldn’t that completely take it of the running? Porsche, LR, Jeep, Benz super-SUVs all have it.

And Chevy knows this, so why aren’t they addressing the issue?

Maybe that’s why Volvo made such a big deal about collision avoidance tech—it just wanted to avoid the expensive headlight issue.

I would really love a car company styled by Americans but built and powered by Asians. Looks and comfort, meet reliability and efficiency.

...and a CarMax warranty?

So did the cops take the gold as some sort of evidence, or does he get to keep it?

Seems like a “race mode” that turns off any offending technologies would be the easiest route. That can’t be much more than some software tinkering, right?

No. What was it Jay-Z said? “Black cards, black cars, MATTE BLACK everything”???!!! I’m happy believing this is so.